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A naughty little Poem

Confused

Da Chain Letters:

Angel on Your Shoulder

Da Thoughts:

Thoughts for the Day

***** A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM _____________________ I'm sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore." Then finally contented Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size "Calm yourself," he whispered His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in". "It's coming now,"he whispered. "I know."she cried in a bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this.." And with final effort She gave a frightened shout. He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave a smile She said," I am glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find... Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! Back to the top There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Albert Camus Angel on your shoulder ( \ __ / ) ( \ (__) / ) ( ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL ( \/\/ ) AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU / \ SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL ( ) SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU ~~~~ THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL...YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF RECEIVING HER..AFTER YOU DO MAKE A WISH....IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, YOUR WISH WILL BE GRANTED AND SHE WILL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER.. IF NOT..HER TEARS WILL FLOW AND NO WISHES WILL BE GRANTED.. Back to the top Thoughts for the day!

* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

* He who hesitates is probably right.

* No one is listening until you make a mistake.

* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

* The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

* The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.

* The severity of the itch is proportional to the difficulty of the reach.

* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

* Two wrongs are only the beginning.

* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

* Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

* Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.

* A fool and his money are soon partying.

* Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

* Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

* If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

* Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade!

* Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

* Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."

* Chastity is curable, if detected early.

* Don't be sexist; broads hate that!

* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

* Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

* Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

* Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

* Half the people you know are below average.

* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Back to the top CONFUSED My knees start to shake, when you're in sight. My mind's filled with wonder, my heart with fright. When will this feeling stop? When did it start? How can I listen to my mind, Without breaking my heart? I'm so confused. What should I do? I can't think of anything, except of you. Should I ignore you? Or just give it time? I can't think straight, my heart controls my mind! Back to the top Da Workshoppe DA OWNER | DA FINE TUNING | DA TUNEUP| DA MAJOR SERVICE| DA CARWASH | DA LINKS l DA SHOWROOM EMAIL DA PANIC MECHANIC | DA FRIENDS' TUNEUP CENTERS l DA MIDIS | DA WAV'S | DA HOMEGROUND l Da Jokes~1 | Da Jokes~2 | Da Jokes~3 | Da Jokes~4 Da Jokes~5 | Da Jokes~6 | Da Jokes~7
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